Wind me up and watch me go. (If you are offended by cursing, you should stop reading)

So I'm quite the talker. Even when I don't have much to say--that never stops me. If you are one of those people (like my poor husband) who hates small talk and would rather be stabbed in the eye with a blazing hot poker--I'm the person to take with you to work functions. If you are one of those people who thinks silence is golden--we will never be friends.

Did you know that the average woman, statistically, will talk an average of twenty thousand words a day and a man, a mere seven thousand? Notice I said average. I am and always have been an overachiever so I'm pretty sure my average is double that.

Now moving onto the point of my post. I've decided to put my powers of evil to use for good (well, good for me anyway...and maybe my husband)--I decided to attempt the great American novel. Not really, but it sounds more dramatic when I say it that way. What's more likely to happen is that I shall ramble. Those ramblings will have a beginning, a middle and an end.

So if you are still here, bless your heart, this is to keep track of my ramblings about my ramblings and maybe do my husband a solid and get rid of some of those pesky words I try and throw at him when he walks into the door.

I want to put some catchy phrase like, live long and prosper... but original... and hilarious. Sadly, nothing is coming to me so, for now, I'll just say, Reece out.